Kung Fu Teenage Bigfoot- the Saga... |
In
ancient times, human and Bigfoot lived side by side. As mankind
advanced, he discovered fire and built villages and weapons. The
Bigfoot remained
in the wilderness, but they watched the humans… and they
learned. They learned the ancient martial arts as they developed
from their
earliest inception. |
This, they knew, was good. The rest of man's folly, they knew, was not for them. They were to remain in the wild. So the Bigfoot retreated deep into the wilderness. Soon the humans had only vague memories of the big people, as if they were legend. It has remained that way for centuries. The modern world has no place for the Bigfoot, as they have no use for the modern world. Their numbers dwindled as the wilderness lost its ability to protect them. And now, as a new millennium is beginning, only three of the Bigfoot remain. The last remaining members of a once proud race; a mother, a father, and a teenage Bigfoot quietly wander the remnants of North American wilderness. Their peaceful existence is shattered when they tread upon the compound of conspiracy theorist DICKEY DOOLEY. He ignorantly shoots the mother and father Bigfoot, leaving KUNG FU TEENAGE BIGFOOT no choice but to kill him in self-defense and to flee With
the grisly remains of his parents as final proof that the Bigfoot
are real, Kung Fu Teenage Bigfoot becomes the focus of civilization's
white hot glare. Plunged into the bizarre modern world, Kung Fu Teenage
Bigfoot fights for his survival. |